His Banana By Penelope Bloom
Book/Novel Author: Penelope Bloom
Book/Novel Title: His Banana
**My new boss likes rules, but there’s one nobody dares to break…
No touching his banana.
Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict.
Of course, I touched it.
If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth.
I chewed it up, too… I even swallowed.
I know. Bad, bad, girl.
Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy’s banana does not make the best first impression. **
I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaires banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter. This wasnt the same old bottom-of-the-barrel assignment I always got. I wasnt going to interview a garbage man about his favorite routes or write a piece on how picking up dog poop from peoples yards is the next big thing.
Nope. None of the above, thank you very much.
This was my big break. My chance to prove I wasnt a bumbling, clumsy, accident-prone walking disaster. I was infiltrating Galleon Enterprises to follow up on suspicions of corruption.
Cue the James Bond music.
I could do this. All I had to do was land the position as an intern and nail my interview with Bruce Chamberson.
Forget the fact that he looked like somebody carved him out of liquid female desire, then sprinkled on some “makes men question their sexuality” for good measure. I needed to make this work. No accidents. No disasters. No clumsiness. All I needed to do was hold it together for less than an hour.
Fast forward to the conference room before the interview, and that’s where you would find me with a banana in my hand. A banana that literally had his name on it in big, black sharpie. It was a few seconds later when he walked in and caught me yellow-handed. A few seconds after that was when he hired me.
Yeah. I know. It didn’t seem like a good sign to me, either. **
“Filled with **laugh yourself silly** humor and **burn the pages heat** , you will be completely **captivated** by Bruce and Natasha’s romance.”
“Natasha is such a klutz but she owns it and is adorable. Bruce is so regimented but so hot. Their **chemistry sizzles** and their banter causes sparks to fly.”
“Oh my goodness I LOVED this book! It was the **perfect combination of hilarious and hot!”**
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“O ne of those **rare stories** that you will find yourself not only **laughing** frequently but will have some **hot sexy** scenes.”
“A match that’s **Sooo HOT it’s literally on Fire**… it’ll melt your Panties, Singe your fingertips, Smoke up your Screens, & Burn up your Devices…”
” **L** **oved** every single minute of it…”
“Oh my goodness! **I don’t think that I have laughed so hard** **in a long while.”**
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” Steamy, witty and such a fun read, **had me hooked** from the first page.”
” **…** **totally endearing**. I laughed at the silly parts and the romantic parts tugged at my heart.”
“Her first mistake was eating his banana… **his was in thinking he could resist her.** ”
-From Amazon Reviewers