How to Grow Old By John Bishop
Book/Novel Author: John Bishop
Book/Novel Title: How to Grow Old
***Intimate confessions and spit-your-dentures-out hilarious commentary this is observational comedy at its best.*** ***How to Grow Old ** ***is a stupid title, because the answer is obvious:* Dont Die*. Provided you dont die, you are growing old.** Dont come to this book under any illusions. It isnt going to tell you how to stay alive any longer. It wont help you understand the aging process from a sociological and anthropological perspective, and Im not sure how much practical advice youre going to get. However, if you happen to want to know what a white, heterosexual, middle-aged man thinks of getting old from the struggle to stay fit, keep hold of your friends or stay relevant, to why Im better at doing a dump now than at any time in my life this book could very well be exactly what you have been looking for. You might even find it a bit funny. **
### About the Author
John Bishop was born in Liverpool and grew up in Winsford and Runcorn, Cheshire. He started his career in stand-up after a chance performance at an open-mic night when he was 35. Shortly before his 40th birthday he decided to quit his job to pursue a career in comedy; within three years he was playing to sell-out arenas nationwide and had released the fastest-selling debut DVD in history. In 2013 he wrote the *Sunday Times* bestselling, *How Did All This Happen*. John has been married to Melanie since May 1993, with whom he has three sons, and wherever he lives John will still always support Liverpool FC.