Madison’s Mess By Robyn Peterman
Book/Novel Author: Robyn Peterman
Book/Novel Title: Madison’s Mess
**What could possibly go wrong when a Mermaid and a Werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea?**
**Better question. What could possibly go right?**
Unlike my sisters, I havent found my HEA. And Im lookinghard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. Ive been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling twenty stories while blindfolded.
Look, I know meaningless nookie wont help me find my happily ever after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, its for keeps.
May the gods help me. Well, me and whoever I boink next.
Being a Vegan Werewolf has its drawbacks. Ive been exiled from my pack and even the petting zoo of deer, rabbits and raccoons I keep safely tucked away from my fellow Weres isnt enough to banish the loneliness I feel. Talking to myself is becoming dangerous. Just two days ago out of stupefying boredom, I made a wager with myself that I could fly. It didnt end well.
Thankfully Poseidon is sending me on a mission. Unfortunately, its with a crazy Mermaid who has a worse reputation for death defying recreation than me.
I have no clue whats in store, but may the gods help me. Well, me and this swimming hottie, because Im totally down.