Well This Sucks By CoraLee June
Book/Novel Author: CoraLee June
Book/Novel Title: Well This Sucks
I treat eating pancakes on patios like its a personality trait.Brunch is my jam. I like the beach, shopping, carbs, and reading naughty books on the train during my commute. I wear pink. Lots of it. If Tinder were an olympic sport, Id take home the gold. I can rock stilettos like theyre a pair of Nike joggers. Im basically a basic bitch.Im in the prime of my life. Ive got my dream job as the head of marketing at a sex toy company, and Ive been steadily dating myself for the better half of the last decade. Im thirty, flirty, and thriving, dammit.Or at least I was, until some fucker had the audacity to turn me into a vampire.I dont do blood and doom and gloom. I sure as hell dont like sleeping in a coffin, avoiding garlic bread, and these ridiculous vamp politics. And dont get me started on Diego. Hes vampire royalty and a pain in my ass. A very sexy pain in the ass. When hes not driving me crazy with all his rules, hes turning my panties into Niagara falls.I absolutely refuse to live the rest of my immortal life in some wannabe nineties grunge music video.???????? ??????????.